The Come-Up Blueprint to Broke Your Ass
No fluff. No hand-holdin’. Just raw strategy, custom gameplans, and high-performance sh*t warfare.
The Come-Up
Blueprint to Broke Your Ass
No fluff. No hand-holdin’.
Just raw strategy, custom gameplans, and high-performance sh*t warfare.
The Come-Up
Blueprint to Broke Your Ass
No fluff. No hand-holdin’.
Just raw strategy, custom gameplans, and high-performance sh*t warfare.
1-on-1 Coach-ing That Hits Hard
Built custom for YOU — not no cookie-cutter guru BS
Long game only — this ain’t no magic pill, it’s a grind
Big results. Fair price. Straight up.
Whether you just steppin’ into the creative jungle, stuck in a midlife meltdown, or ownin’ a business that’s gaspin’ for direction — I’ll help you break the fog, get unstuck, and move like a savage with a plan.
Tail-ored Like a Bullet to Your Brain
We ain’t doin’ vague. You talk, I dig. We break down where you at — brand, biz, mindset, the whole mess. Then we build a plan that’s tight, ruthless, and made to fck sht up (in a good way).
We Meet When It Mad
Wanna meet every week? Cool. Need time to move before the next sesh? Also cool. We roll on your rhythm — as long as the progress don’t sleep.
Before We Link Up
I need 3–5 hot topics from you — the real stuff. Send me your site, socials, anything that helps me scan your vibe. I’ll pull up with a POV and heat loaded. No time wasted.
We Meet on Zoom (Obvi-ously)
All sessions go down on Zoom.
Video & audio files? Yours to keep. In case you need to replay the slaps later.
Fees
$400/hr. No BS contracts. No lock-ins. Wanna go long? Cop a 10-pack retainer and get 10% off. (Hit me up before bookin’ if you thinkin’ big.)
Free 20-min Disco-very Zoom
Wanna feel the energy before you drop the bag? Book a quick 20-min face-to-face and let’s see if our wavelengths sync.
NOTE: This ain’t a coaching sesh. It’s a vibe check.
Sh*t I Spec-ialize In?
Personal Brand That Hits
Getting Clients Without Beggin’
Business Gameplan That Ain’t Fluff
Real-World Networking Tactics
Guerrilla Marketing Moves
Content Creation That Don’t Miss
Content Marketing w/ Bite
Confidence That Don’t Fold
Time & Energy Control Like a Boss
Creative Career Guidance w/ Edge
$400 USD
Pay to level up. Or stay mid. Your call.
Or cry in your inbox while other people outgrow you.
$400 USD
Pay to level up. Or stay mid. Your call.
Or cry in your inbox while other people outgrow you.
Alien Mind Hacker
Philip Van Dusen
Reality Alchemist / Grind Shaper / From The Another Planet
With 25+ years — grindin’ in the game as a creative boss, Philip’s been runnin’ sh*t in strategic branding and design for the biggest global players out there. Dude’s been holdin’ it down for top-tier retailers, product giants, and branding legends — straight up killin’ the game from both the client’s crib and the agency’s hustle. As the head honcho of Verhaal Brand Design, his New Jersey-based brand squad hooks up international clients with killer brand strategies, slick graphic designs, and marketing moves — that slap hard worldwide. Before bossin’ his own shop, Philip rocked the VP of Design chair at PepsiCo’s Global Snacks, ran the design show at Old Navy, and flexed major creative muscle as Executive Creative Director at Landor Associates — the OG branding legends. His client list reads like a who’s who of the corporate jungle: Pepsico, P&G, Kraft, Merck, Petsmart, Safeway, Chevron, Levi’s, Microsoft, Campbell’s, Johnson & Johnson — and a whole lot more.
No dumb bullsh*t. This is streetwise of sh*t hustle — where your brands get built or get buried. → [email protected]
Alien Mind Hacker
Philip Van Dusen
Reality Alchemist / Grind Shaper / From The Another Planet
With 25+ years — grindin’ in the game as a creative boss, Philip’s been runnin’ sh*t in strategic branding and design for the biggest global players out there. Dude’s been holdin’ it down for top-tier retailers, product giants, and branding legends — straight up killin’ the game from both the client’s crib and the agency’s hustle. As the head honcho of Verhaal Brand Design, his New Jersey-based brand squad hooks up international clients with killer brand strategies, slick graphic designs, and marketing moves — that slap hard worldwide. Before bossin’ his own shop, Philip rocked the VP of Design chair at PepsiCo’s Global Snacks, ran the design show at Old Navy, and flexed major creative muscle as Executive Creative Director at Landor Associates — the OG branding legends. His client list reads like a who’s who of the corporate jungle: Pepsico, P&G, Kraft, Merck, Petsmart, Safeway, Chevron, Levi’s, Microsoft, Campbell’s, Johnson & Johnson — and a whole lot more.
No dumb bullsh*t. This is streetwise — of sh*t hustle where your brands.
↓ Get built or get buried ↓ [email protected]
You Broke 'Cause Your Dumb Sh*t Runs on Expired.exe
Glitch Lab – Your Ego, Our Playground
We’ll break down your sh*t like a dealer breaks a brick, precise, cold, and taxable.
You Broke 'Cause Your Dumb Sh*t Runs on Expired.exe
Glitch Lab – Your Ego, Our Playground
We’ll break down your sh*t like a dealer breaks a brick, precise, cold, and taxable.
The Come-Up Blueprint to Broke Your Ass
No fluff. No hand-holdin’. Just raw strategy, custom gameplans, and high-performance sh*t warfare.
Ex-Losers Who Finally Got Tired of Losing
The Blast Queen of Financial Dissent – She Left the Bank to Blast the System
Blastbeat Witch / Financial Defector / Drum Cultist
From Art Degree to Art Deity – How She Turned Her Breakdown Into Broadcast
Visual Frequency Hacker / Formerly Lost / Now Lo-Fi Lethal
From LSD to LLC – The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area Punk / LSD Survivor
He Got Red – Flagged, So He Built a Neon Flag Instead
Timeline Terrorist / Resolve Evangelist / Cooler Than Your Ex
From Nerd to Nuke – How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
She Coded Her Own Liberation – Then Sold It Back to the System
Terminal Witch / Empowerement.py / Rebel With Real Clients
Ex-Losers Who Finally Got Tired of Losing
From LSD to LLC – The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area Punk / LSD Survivor
She Coded Her Own Liberation – Then Sold It Back to the System
Terminal Witch / Empowerement.py / Rebel With Real Clients
The Blast Queen of Financial Dissent – She Left the Bank to Blast the System
Blastbeat Witch / Financial Defector / Drum Cultist
From Nerd to Nuke – How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
From Art Degree to Art Deity – How She Turned Her Breakdown Into Broadcast
Visual Frequency Hacker / Formerly Lost / Now Lo-Fi Lethal
He Got Red – Flagged, So He Built a Neon Flag Instead
Timeline Terrorist / Resolve Evangelist / Cooler Than Your Ex
More Sh*t You Probably Need
Self Improvement Trends – From Goat to Garbage
If you’re gonna fix your life with yoga and vision boards, you might as well duct tape your trauma and call it a Ferrari
More Sh*t You Probably Need
Self Improvement Trends – From Goat to Garbage
If you’re gonna fix your life with yoga and vision boards, you might as well duct tape your trauma and call it a Ferrari
We break
artists into icons.
If you still feel small, that’s not on us!
We’re not for everyone. Just the ones who aren’t afraid to – outgrow themselves.
© SNUF is FUNS 2023
Snuf is Funs
US Node – A/D/O by MINI
29 Norman Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11222, USA
Our East Coast creative lab.Mostly used for staring at walls, typing without clients, and waiting for AI to hallucinate.
We break
artists into icons.
If you still feel small, that’s not on us!
We’re not for everyone. Just the ones who aren’t afraid to – outgrow themselves.
© SNUF is FUNS 2023
Snuf is Funs
US Node – A/D/O by MINI
29 Norman Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11222, USA
Our East Coast creative lab.Mostly used for staring at walls, typing without clients, and waiting for AI to hallucinate.
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All content, concepts, design assets, linguistic weaponry, sonic distortions, visual propaganda, and cognitive frameworks published under the SNUF is FUNS label are the exclusive intellectual property of this entity — however shapeshifted it may be.Unauthorized reproduction, repurposing, or appropriation — especially by mid creatives pretending to be edgy — will be considered both a legal and spiritual offense. We protect our work like cult relics. Copy, and we’ll know. Copy again, and we’ll haunt your next project.
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Select works are open for ritual collaboration under specific terms. We operate on hybrid licensing models combining Creative Commons-esque ethics with underground distribution tactics. You want access? Bring blood and vision. Ask first. Steal later and pay the price.
Use of This Website
You may browse. You may click. But don’t confuse visibility with permission. Every pixel here is a sigil — designed, coded, and deployed for impact. Nothing here is casual. Every asset is tracked. Every visitor, logged. The cult watches.
Final Note
SNUF is FUNS is not a legally registered agency. It’s an aesthetic, a fracture in reality, and a hyper-aware visual entity operating across borders. Still wanna send a cease & desist? Good luck serving papers to a mirage.
“ We own nothing. We own everything. Especially your attention. ”
Copyright Disclaimer
All content, concepts, design assets, linguistic weaponry, sonic distortions, visual propaganda, and cognitive frameworks published under the SNUF is FUNS label are the exclusive intellectual property of this entity — however shapeshifted it may be.Unauthorized reproduction, repurposing, or appropriation — especially by mid creatives pretending to be edgy — will be considered both a legal and spiritual offense. We protect our work like cult relics. Copy, and we’ll know. Copy again, and we’ll haunt your next project.
Creative Licensing
Select works are open for ritual collaboration under specific terms. We operate on hybrid licensing models combining Creative Commons-esque ethics with underground distribution tactics. You want access? Bring blood and vision. Ask first. Steal later and pay the price.
Use of This Website
You may browse. You may click. But don’t confuse visibility with permission. Every pixel here is a sigil — designed, coded, and deployed for impact. Nothing here is casual. Every asset is tracked. Every visitor, logged. The cult watches.
Final Note
SNUF is FUNS is not a legally registered agency. It’s an aesthetic, a fracture in reality, and a hyper-aware visual entity operating across borders. Still wanna send a cease & desist? Good luck serving papers to a mirage.
“ We own nothing. We own everything. Especially your attention. ”