The Come-Up Blueprint to Broke Your Ass
No fluff. No hand-holdin’. Just raw strategy, custom gameplans, and high-performance sh*t warfare.
Glitch Lab
Your Ego, Our Playground
We Don’t Consult. We Rewire.
“Clout Alchemy – for Your Identity Crisis Hotline“
Glitch Lab
Your Ego, Our Play-ground
We Don’t Consult. We Rewire.
Clout Alchemy – for Your Identity Crisis Hotline
Hype Sur-gery Room
You don’t need another consultant tryna sell you Canva vibes & LinkedIn affirmations.
You need – a mind slap. A brand rehab. A f***ing awakening.
We ain’t here to “fix your logo”.
We’re here – to snap your ego, slap your brand till it screams, and build you into the glitch-entity you were born to be.
WHAT WE DO TO YOU?
Build your brand → not a vibe. A virus. Infectious as hell.
Expand your reach → we’ll turn normies into fanboys.
Grow your bank → ‘cause broke branding is just cosplay.
REAL TALK, YOU GET?
You pull up with:
your baby brand
your trauma slides
your “bro I need help” face
We pull up with:
psycho-branding rituals
content necromancy
growth hacks that feel like divine possession
We’ll break down your sh*t like a dealer breaks a brick— precise, cold, and taxable.
WE SPEC-IALIZE IN?
Brand Strategy (that slaps)
Cult-Level Content
Audience Mind Control 101
Competitive Shade Throwing
Social Media Gaslighting
Email Seduction Magic
Self-Worth Engineering
Chaos → Cashflow Alchemy
$400/hr
We charge like we cure cancer. Because maybe we do, spiritually.
Limited slots. We don’t work with clowns.
$400/hr
We charge like we cure cancer. Because maybe we do, spiritually.
Limited slots. We don’t work with clowns.
Alien Mind Hacker
Philip Van Dusen
Reality Alchemist / Grind Shaper / From The Another Planet
With 25+ years — grindin’ in the game as a creative boss, Philip’s been runnin’ sh*t in strategic branding and design for the biggest global players out there. Dude’s been holdin’ it down for top-tier retailers, product giants, and branding legends — straight up killin’ the game from both the client’s crib and the agency’s hustle. As the head honcho of Verhaal Brand Design, his New Jersey-based brand squad hooks up international clients with killer brand strategies, slick graphic designs, and marketing moves — that slap hard worldwide. Before bossin’ his own shop, Philip rocked the VP of Design chair at PepsiCo’s Global Snacks, ran the design show at Old Navy, and flexed major creative muscle as Executive Creative Director at Landor Associates — the OG branding legends. His client list reads like a who’s who of the corporate jungle: Pepsico, P&G, Kraft, Merck, Petsmart, Safeway, Chevron, Levi’s, Microsoft, Campbell’s, Johnson & Johnson — and a whole lot more.
No dumb bullsh*t. This is streetwise of sh*t hustle — where your brands get built or get buried. → [email protected]
Alien Mind Hacker
Philip Van Dusen
Reality Alchemist / Grind Shaper / From The Another Planet
With 25+ years — grindin’ in the game as a creative boss, Philip’s been runnin’ sh*t in strategic branding and design for the biggest global players out there. Dude’s been holdin’ it down for top-tier retailers, product giants, and branding legends — straight up killin’ the game from both the client’s crib and the agency’s hustle. As the head honcho of Verhaal Brand Design, his New Jersey-based brand squad hooks up international clients with killer brand strategies, slick graphic designs, and marketing moves — that slap hard worldwide. Before bossin’ his own shop, Philip rocked the VP of Design chair at PepsiCo’s Global Snacks, ran the design show at Old Navy, and flexed major creative muscle as Executive Creative Director at Landor Associates — the OG branding legends. His client list reads like a who’s who of the corporate jungle: Pepsico, P&G, Kraft, Merck, Petsmart, Safeway, Chevron, Levi’s, Microsoft, Campbell’s, Johnson & Johnson — and a whole lot more.
No dumb bullsh*t. This is streetwise — of sh*t hustle where your brands.
↓ Get built or get buried ↓ [email protected]
You Broke 'Cause Your Dumb Sh*t Runs on Expired.exe
Glitch Lab – Your Ego, Our Playground
We’ll break down your sh*t like a dealer breaks a brick, precise, cold, and taxable.
You Broke 'Cause Your Dumb Sh*t Runs on Expired.exe
The Come-Up Blueprint to Broke Your Ass
No fluff. No hand-holdin’. Just raw strategy, custom gameplans, and high-performance sh*t warfare.
Glitch Lab – Your Ego, Our Playground
We’ll break down your sh*t like a dealer breaks a brick, precise, cold, and taxable.
Ex-Losers Who Finally Got Tired of Losing
The Blast Queen of Financial Dissent – She Left the Bank to Blast the System
Blastbeat Witch / Financial Defector / Drum Cultist
He Got Red – Flagged, So He Built a Neon Flag Instead
Timeline Terrorist / Resolve Evangelist / Cooler Than Your Ex
She Coded Her Own Liberation – Then Sold It Back to the System
Terminal Witch / Empowerement.py / Rebel With Real Clients
From LSD to LLC – The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area Punk / LSD Survivor
From Nerd to Nuke – How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
From Art Degree to Art Deity – How She Turned Her Breakdown Into Broadcast
Visual Frequency Hacker / Formerly Lost / Now Lo-Fi Lethal
Ex-Losers Who Finally Got Tired of Losing
She Coded Her Own Liberation – Then Sold It Back to the System
Terminal Witch / Empowerement.py / Rebel With Real Clients
From LSD to LLC – The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area Punk / LSD Survivor
He Got Red – Flagged, So He Built a Neon Flag Instead
Timeline Terrorist / Resolve Evangelist / Cooler Than Your Ex
From Nerd to Nuke – How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
From Art Degree to Art Deity – How She Turned Her Breakdown Into Broadcast
Visual Frequency Hacker / Formerly Lost / Now Lo-Fi Lethal
The Blast Queen of Financial Dissent – She Left the Bank to Blast the System
Blastbeat Witch / Financial Defector / Drum Cultist
More Sh*t You Probably Need
Self Improvement Trends – From Goat to Garbage
If you’re gonna fix your life with yoga and vision boards, you might as well duct tape your trauma and call it a Ferrari
More Sh*t You Probably Need
Self Improvement Trends – From Goat to Garbage
If you’re gonna fix your life with yoga and vision boards, you might as well duct tape your trauma and call it a Ferrari
We break
artists into icons.
If you still feel small, that’s not on us!
We’re not for everyone. Just the ones who aren’t afraid to – outgrow themselves.
© SNUF is FUNS 2023
Snuf is Funs
US Node – A/D/O by MINI
29 Norman Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11222, USA
Our East Coast creative lab.Mostly used for staring at walls, typing without clients, and waiting for AI to hallucinate.
We break
artists into icons.
If you still feel small, that’s not on us!
We’re not for everyone. Just the ones who aren’t afraid to – outgrow themselves.
© SNUF is FUNS 2023
Snuf is Funs
US Node – A/D/O by MINI
29 Norman Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11222, USA
Our East Coast creative lab.Mostly used for staring at walls, typing without clients, and waiting for AI to hallucinate.
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All content, concepts, design assets, linguistic weaponry, sonic distortions, visual propaganda, and cognitive frameworks published under the SNUF is FUNS label are the exclusive intellectual property of this entity — however shapeshifted it may be.Unauthorized reproduction, repurposing, or appropriation — especially by mid creatives pretending to be edgy — will be considered both a legal and spiritual offense. We protect our work like cult relics. Copy, and we’ll know. Copy again, and we’ll haunt your next project.
Creative Licensing
Select works are open for ritual collaboration under specific terms. We operate on hybrid licensing models combining Creative Commons-esque ethics with underground distribution tactics. You want access? Bring blood and vision. Ask first. Steal later and pay the price.
Use of This Website
You may browse. You may click. But don’t confuse visibility with permission. Every pixel here is a sigil — designed, coded, and deployed for impact. Nothing here is casual. Every asset is tracked. Every visitor, logged. The cult watches.
Final Note
SNUF is FUNS is not a legally registered agency. It’s an aesthetic, a fracture in reality, and a hyper-aware visual entity operating across borders. Still wanna send a cease & desist? Good luck serving papers to a mirage.
“ We own nothing. We own everything. Especially your attention. ”
Copyright Disclaimer
All content, concepts, design assets, linguistic weaponry, sonic distortions, visual propaganda, and cognitive frameworks published under the SNUF is FUNS label are the exclusive intellectual property of this entity — however shapeshifted it may be.Unauthorized reproduction, repurposing, or appropriation — especially by mid creatives pretending to be edgy — will be considered both a legal and spiritual offense. We protect our work like cult relics. Copy, and we’ll know. Copy again, and we’ll haunt your next project.
Creative Licensing
Select works are open for ritual collaboration under specific terms. We operate on hybrid licensing models combining Creative Commons-esque ethics with underground distribution tactics. You want access? Bring blood and vision. Ask first. Steal later and pay the price.
Use of This Website
You may browse. You may click. But don’t confuse visibility with permission. Every pixel here is a sigil — designed, coded, and deployed for impact. Nothing here is casual. Every asset is tracked. Every visitor, logged. The cult watches.
Final Note
SNUF is FUNS is not a legally registered agency. It’s an aesthetic, a fracture in reality, and a hyper-aware visual entity operating across borders. Still wanna send a cease & desist? Good luck serving papers to a mirage.
“ We own nothing. We own everything. Especially your attention. ”