The Blast Queen of Financial Dissent – She Left the Bank to Blast the System
Blastbeat Witch / Financial Defector / Drum Cultist
Aaron Kyro
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area / LSD Survivor
“I didn’t think branding was for people like me. I thought it was for sellouts with LinkedIn bios. Then SNUF hit me like a cosmic slap. They didn’t just ‘rebrand’ me — they decoded my delusions, sharpened my chaos, and turned my kicks into clicks. Now I build ramps for kids I used to hate, and I smile more than I scream. Weird flex, right?”
" From LSD to LLC "
The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
He was a ghost in the system.
School? – Skipped.
College?
“F*ck that industrial brainwashing.”
Jobs?
He called 'em “legalized slavery.”
Bills?
He – called his mom.
All he had was a beat-up board,
busted vans, and broken dreams.
He wasn’t a skater with a brand.
He was – a burnout with balance.
Till one trippy night,
high off some sketchy tab in Oakland,
he typed: “how to get to the moon with just a skateboard LOL”
And somehow the algorithm pitied him. It showed him salvation disguised as satire: “Fly to outer space, broke as hell — we gotchu.”
That article hit like a sermon.
He laughed, he cried, he saw God
and for the first time in his useless little punk life - he said "thank You" to the universe.
Then the headline punched him again: FREE PERSONAL BRANDING TO THE MOON – limited for 7 lucky bastards
His naked ass hit APPLY – before the acid wore off.
What happened next?
We didn’t change Aaron.
We glitched him.
Taught him how to shoot, edit, narrate, export, and – sell his madness. Now he’s Braille Skateboarding — punk gone profitable.
He built a skateshop. He built a park. He built a YouTube cult.
Even his homeless homies are now content creators.
The dude who used to scream “f*ck capitalism” - is now capitalizing off rebellion with a smile.
“Snuf didn’t make me soft. They just gave me enough power to finally choose my chaos. And now I’m so loud, even God subscribed.”
— Aaron, from LSD to LLC. —
You ain’t broken.
You’re just raw.
" We polish punks into prophets. "
Other Souls We’ve Set on Fire
From Nerd to Nuke – How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
From Art Degree to Art Deity – How She Turned Her Breakdown Into Broadcast
Visual Frequency Hacker / Formerly Lost / Now Lo-Fi Lethal
From LSD to LLC – The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area Punk / LSD Survivor
She Coded Her Own Liberation – Then Sold It Back to the System
Terminal Witch / Empowerement.py / Rebel With Real Clients
He Got Red – Flagged, So He Built a Neon Flag Instead
Timeline Terrorist / Resolve Evangelist / Cooler Than Your Ex
We break
artists into icons.
If you still feel small, that’s not on us!
We’re not for everyone. Just the ones who aren’t afraid to – outgrow themselves.
© SNUF is FUNS 2023
Snuf is Funs
US Node – A/D/O by MINI
29 Norman Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11222, USA
Our East Coast creative lab.Mostly used for staring at walls, typing without clients, and waiting for AI to hallucinate.
Copyright Disclaimer
All content, concepts, design assets, linguistic weaponry, sonic distortions, visual propaganda, and cognitive frameworks published under the SNUF is FUNS label are the exclusive intellectual property of this entity — however shapeshifted it may be.Unauthorized reproduction, repurposing, or appropriation — especially by mid creatives pretending to be edgy — will be considered both a legal and spiritual offense. We protect our work like cult relics. Copy, and we’ll know. Copy again, and we’ll haunt your next project.
Creative Licensing
Select works are open for ritual collaboration under specific terms. We operate on hybrid licensing models combining Creative Commons-esque ethics with underground distribution tactics. You want access? Bring blood and vision. Ask first. Steal later and pay the price.
Use of This Website
You may browse. You may click. But don’t confuse visibility with permission. Every pixel here is a sigil — designed, coded, and deployed for impact. Nothing here is casual. Every asset is tracked. Every visitor, logged. The cult watches.
Final Note
SNUF is FUNS is not a legally registered agency. It’s an aesthetic, a fracture in reality, and a hyper-aware visual entity operating across borders. Still wanna send a cease & desist? Good luck serving papers to a mirage.
“ We own nothing. We own everything. Especially your attention. ”
Aaron Kyro
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area / LSD Survivor
“I didn’t think branding was for people like me. I thought it was for sellouts with LinkedIn bios. Then SNUF hit me like a cosmic slap. They didn’t just ‘rebrand’ me — they decoded my delusions, sharpened my chaos, and turned my kicks into clicks. Now I build ramps for kids I used to hate, and I smile more than I scream. Weird flex, right?”
From LSD to LLC
The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
He was a ghost in the system.
School? – Skipped.
College?
“F*ck that industrial brainwashing.”
Jobs? He called 'em
“legal-ized slavery.”
Bills? He – called his mom.
All he had was a beat-up board,
busted vans, and broken dreams.
He wasn’t a skater with a brand.
He was – a burnout with balance.
Till one trippy night, high off some sketchy tab in Oakland, he typed:
“how to get to the moon with just a skate-board LOL”
And somehow the algorithm pitied him. It showed him salvation disguised as satire: “Fly to outer space, broke as hell — we gotchu.”
That article hit like a sermon.
He laughed, he cried, he saw God
and for the first time in his useless little punk life - he said "thank You" to the universe.
Then the headline punched him again: FREE PERSONAL BRANDING TO THE MOON – limited for 7 lucky bastards
His naked ass hit APPLY – before the acid wore off.
What happened next?
We didn’t change Aaron. We glitched him.
Taught him how to shoot, edit, narrate, export, and – sell his madness.
Now he’s Braille Skateboarding — punk gone profitable.
He built a skateshop. He built a park. He built a YouTube cult.
Even his homeless homies are now content creators.
The dude who used to scream “f*ck capitalism” - is now capitalizing off rebellion with a smile.
“Snuf didn’t make me soft. They just gave me enough power to finally choose my chaos. And now I’m so loud, even God subscribed.”
—Aaron, from LSD to LLC.—
You ain’t broken.
You’re just raw.
We polish punks into prophets.
Other Souls We’ve Set on Fire
The Blast Queen of Financial Dissent – She Left the Bank to Blast the System
Blastbeat Witch / Financial Defector / Drum Cultist
From Nerd to Nuke – How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
She Coded Her Own Liberation – Then Sold It Back to the System
Terminal Witch / Empowerement.py / Rebel With Real Clients
From Art Degree to Art Deity – How She Turned Her Breakdown Into Broadcast
Visual Frequency Hacker / Formerly Lost / Now Lo-Fi Lethal
From LSD to LLC – The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area Punk / LSD Survivor
He Got Red – Flagged, So He Built a Neon Flag Instead
Timeline Terrorist / Resolve Evangelist / Cooler Than Your Ex
We break
artists into icons.
If you still feel small, that’s not on us!
We’re not for everyone. Just the ones who aren’t afraid to – outgrow themselves.
© SNUF is FUNS 2023
Snuf is Funs
US Node – A/D/O by MINI
29 Norman Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11222, USA
Our East Coast creative lab.Mostly used for staring at walls, typing without clients, and waiting for AI to hallucinate.
Copyright Disclaimer
All content, concepts, design assets, linguistic weaponry, sonic distortions, visual propaganda, and cognitive frameworks published under the SNUF is FUNS label are the exclusive intellectual property of this entity — however shapeshifted it may be.Unauthorized reproduction, repurposing, or appropriation — especially by mid creatives pretending to be edgy — will be considered both a legal and spiritual offense. We protect our work like cult relics. Copy, and we’ll know. Copy again, and we’ll haunt your next project.
Creative Licensing
Select works are open for ritual collaboration under specific terms. We operate on hybrid licensing models combining Creative Commons-esque ethics with underground distribution tactics. You want access? Bring blood and vision. Ask first. Steal later and pay the price.
Use of This Website
You may browse. You may click. But don’t confuse visibility with permission. Every pixel here is a sigil — designed, coded, and deployed for impact. Nothing here is casual. Every asset is tracked. Every visitor, logged. The cult watches.
Final Note
SNUF is FUNS is not a legally registered agency. It’s an aesthetic, a fracture in reality, and a hyper-aware visual entity operating across borders. Still wanna send a cease & desist? Good luck serving papers to a mirage.
“ We own nothing. We own everything. Especially your attention. ”