The Blast Queen of Financial Dissent – She Left the Bank to Blast the System
Blastbeat Witch / Financial Defector / Drum Cultist
Michal
Malewicz
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
“I didn’t hire SNUF to fix my brand. I came in broke, ghosted, and borderline invisible. They didn’t just give me a ‘look’ they gave me nerve, language, and a f*ckin’ frequency. Now normies quote my tweets, clients beg for my chaos, and my mom thinks I joined a cult. – Worth it.”
" From Nerd to Nuke "
How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
“WHO TF WROTE THIS AND WHY IS IT SO TRUE???”
Aight, lemme tell you sum’n ’bout a dude named Malewicz — brain built like Skynet, vibes like a confused modem, talent? 10/10 but presence? ghosted.
He got skills that slap, but when it came to talking human? Dude was speakin’ glitch, not language. – Normies ain’t get it. Clients ain’t feel it. Homie was trapped in his own genius.
Till one night,
deep in a Google rabbit hole, searchin’
“how tf do I make people get what I’m tryna say??”
he lands on this weird-ass site called: SNUFisFUNS.fun SEO was sus af, but the vibes? Article title? – “How to Talk to Normies If You’re an Alien.”
Malewicz read that sh*t like a Bible drop in a blackout. Felt seen, but still skeptical.
“This some funnel scam sh*t huh?”
But then…
his broke-ass life flashed before his eyes. That jobless loop, that ghost follower count, that one G-Shock watch he kept for – “emergencies.”
And this was it.
He pawned
that sh*t.
Copped a branding package from us with – the last shred of his dignity. Laptop survived. Cuz that’s how he eats. That’s how he codes. – That’s how he built the future.
Fast-forward?
MalewiczMethod™ ain’t just a site.
It’s a signal.
It’s that alien drip translated for human brains. He didn’t sell out. – He leveled up.
SNUF
didn’t ‘fix’ me.
They just made my weird audible.
Malewicz – from freak to freq.
This ain’t Canva magic.
This is trauma alchemy.
You got signal?
We’ll tune that sh*t. You got noise? – We’ll weaponize it.
– Malewicz, from freak to freq. –
SNUF is FUNS: Not your agency.
We the motherf*ckin cult factory.
“ So, dropin next glitch survivors from the trenches? ”
Other Souls We’ve Set on Fire
He Got Red – Flagged, So He Built a Neon Flag Instead
Timeline Terrorist / Resolve Evangelist / Cooler Than Your Ex
From LSD to LLC – The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area Punk / LSD Survivor
From Art Degree to Art Deity – How She Turned Her Breakdown Into Broadcast
Visual Frequency Hacker / Formerly Lost / Now Lo-Fi Lethal
From Nerd to Nuke – How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
She Coded Her Own Liberation – Then Sold It Back to the System
Terminal Witch / Empowerement.py / Rebel With Real Clients
We break
artists into icons.
If you still feel small, that’s not on us!
We’re not for everyone. Just the ones who aren’t afraid to – outgrow themselves.
© SNUF is FUNS 2023
Snuf is Funs
US Node – A/D/O by MINI
29 Norman Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11222, USA
Our East Coast creative lab.Mostly used for staring at walls, typing without clients, and waiting for AI to hallucinate.
Copyright Disclaimer
All content, concepts, design assets, linguistic weaponry, sonic distortions, visual propaganda, and cognitive frameworks published under the SNUF is FUNS label are the exclusive intellectual property of this entity — however shapeshifted it may be.Unauthorized reproduction, repurposing, or appropriation — especially by mid creatives pretending to be edgy — will be considered both a legal and spiritual offense. We protect our work like cult relics. Copy, and we’ll know. Copy again, and we’ll haunt your next project.
Creative Licensing
Select works are open for ritual collaboration under specific terms. We operate on hybrid licensing models combining Creative Commons-esque ethics with underground distribution tactics. You want access? Bring blood and vision. Ask first. Steal later and pay the price.
Use of This Website
You may browse. You may click. But don’t confuse visibility with permission. Every pixel here is a sigil — designed, coded, and deployed for impact. Nothing here is casual. Every asset is tracked. Every visitor, logged. The cult watches.
Final Note
SNUF is FUNS is not a legally registered agency. It’s an aesthetic, a fracture in reality, and a hyper-aware visual entity operating across borders. Still wanna send a cease & desist? Good luck serving papers to a mirage.
“ We own nothing. We own everything. Especially your attention. ”
Michal
Malewicz
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
“I didn’t hire SNUF to fix my brand. I came in broke, ghosted, and borderline invisible. They didn’t just give me a ‘look’ they gave me nerve, language, and a f*ckin’ frequency. Now normies quote my tweets, clients beg for my chaos, and my mom thinks I joined a cult. – Worth it.”
From Nerd to Nuke
How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
“WHO TF WROTE THIS AND WHY IS IT SO TRUE???”
Aight, lemme tell you sum’n ’bout a dude named Malewicz — brain built like Skynet, vibes like a confused modem, talent? 10/10 but presence? ghosted.
He got skills that slap, but when it came to talking human? Dude was speakin’ glitch, not language. – Normies ain’t get it. Clients ain’t feel it. Homie was trapped in his own genius.
Till one night, deep in a Google rabbit hole, searchin’
“how tf do I make people get what I’m tryna say??”
he lands on this weird-ass site called: SNUFisFUNS.fun SEO was sus af, but the vibes? Article title? – “How to Talk to Normies If You’re an Alien.”
Malewicz read that sh*t like a Bible drop in a blackout. Felt seen, but still skeptical.
“This some funnel scam sh*t huh?”
But then…
tis broke-ass life flashed before his eyes. That jobless loop, that ghost follower count, that one G-Shock watch he kept for – “emergencies.”
And this was it.
He pawned that sh*t.
Copped a branding package from us with – the last shred of his dignity. Laptop survived. Cuz that’s how he eats. That’s how he codes. – That’s how he built the future.
Fast-forward?
Malewicz Method™ ain’t just a site.
It’s a signal.
It’s that alien drip translated for human brains. He didn’t sell out. – He leveled up.
SNUF didn’t ‘fix’ me.
They just made my weird audible.
Malewicz – from freak to freq.
This ain’t Canva magic.
This is trauma alchemy.
You got signal?
We’ll tune that sh*t. You got noise? – We’ll weaponize it.
–Malewicz, from freak to freq.–
SNUF is FUNS: Not your agency.
We the mother f*ckin cult factory.
So, dropin next glitch survivors from the trenches?
Other Souls We’ve Set on Fire
From Art Degree to Art Deity – How She Turned Her Breakdown Into Broadcast
Visual Frequency Hacker / Formerly Lost / Now Lo-Fi Lethal
From LSD to LLC – The Punk Who Skated His Way Outta Nothing
Sk8 Priest / Bay Area Punk / LSD Survivor
She Coded Her Own Liberation – Then Sold It Back to the System
Terminal Witch / Empowerement.py / Rebel With Real Clients
The Blast Queen of Financial Dissent – She Left the Bank to Blast the System
Blastbeat Witch / Financial Defector / Drum Cultist
From Nerd to Nuke – How a UI/UX Alien Got Plugged Into the Game
Rad / Digital Noise Engineer / Warsaw
He Got Red – Flagged, So He Built a Neon Flag Instead
Timeline Terrorist / Resolve Evangelist / Cooler Than Your Ex
We break
artists into icons.
If you still feel small, that’s not on us!
We’re not for everyone. Just the ones who aren’t afraid to – outgrow themselves.
© SNUF is FUNS 2023
Snuf is Funs
US Node – A/D/O by MINI
29 Norman Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11222, USA
Our East Coast creative lab.Mostly used for staring at walls, typing without clients, and waiting for AI to hallucinate.
Copyright Disclaimer
All content, concepts, design assets, linguistic weaponry, sonic distortions, visual propaganda, and cognitive frameworks published under the SNUF is FUNS label are the exclusive intellectual property of this entity — however shapeshifted it may be.Unauthorized reproduction, repurposing, or appropriation — especially by mid creatives pretending to be edgy — will be considered both a legal and spiritual offense. We protect our work like cult relics. Copy, and we’ll know. Copy again, and we’ll haunt your next project.
Creative Licensing
Select works are open for ritual collaboration under specific terms. We operate on hybrid licensing models combining Creative Commons-esque ethics with underground distribution tactics. You want access? Bring blood and vision. Ask first. Steal later and pay the price.
Use of This Website
You may browse. You may click. But don’t confuse visibility with permission. Every pixel here is a sigil — designed, coded, and deployed for impact. Nothing here is casual. Every asset is tracked. Every visitor, logged. The cult watches.
Final Note
SNUF is FUNS is not a legally registered agency. It’s an aesthetic, a fracture in reality, and a hyper-aware visual entity operating across borders. Still wanna send a cease & desist? Good luck serving papers to a mirage.
“ We own nothing. We own everything. Especially your attention. ”